Scripts by Episode

Episode Guide

******************** Season 1 ******************** Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Weight Gain 4000 Volcano Big Gay Al's Boatride An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Death Pink Eye Damien Starvin' Marvin Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Tom's Rhinoplasty Mecha Streisand Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

******************** Season 2 ******************** Terrance and Phillip - Not Without My Anus Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut Chickenlover Ike's Wee Wee Conjoined Fetus Lady Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanks City on the Edge of Forever Summer Sucks Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Chicken Pox Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods Clubhouses Cow Days Chef Aid Spooky Fish Merry Christmas Charlie Manson Gnomes Prehistoric Ice Man

******************** Season 3 ******************** Rainforest Shmainforest Spontaneous Combustion Succubus Tweek vs. Craig Jackovasaurus Sexual Harassment Panda Cat Orgy Two Guys Naked in a Hottub Jewbilee Chinpokomon Starvin' Marvin in Space Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery Hooked on Monkey Phonics The Red Badge of Gayness Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Are You There God? Its Me Jesus Worldwide Recorder Concert

******************** Season 4 ******************** Cartman's Silly Hate Crime The Tooth Fairy's Tats Quintuplets Timmy Pip Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cherokee Hair Tampons Chef Goes Nanners Fingerbang Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? Probably Fourth Grade Trapper Keeper Hellen Keller the Musical Fat Camp The Wacky Molestation Adventure A Very Crappy Christmas

******************** Season 5 ******************** Scott Tenorman Must Die It Hits the Fan Cripple Fight Super Best Friends Terrance and Phillip - Behind the Blow Cartmanland Proper Condom Use Towelie Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants How to Eat with Your Butt The Entity Here Comes the Neighborhood Kenny Dies Butters' Very Own Episode

******************** Season 6 ******************** Freak Strike Jared Has Aides Asspen The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer Fun With Veal Professor Chaos Simpsons Already Did It Red Hot Catholic Love Free Hat Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society Child Abduction is Not Funny A Ladder to Heaven A Return of the LOTR to the Two Towers The Death Camp of Tolerance Biggest Douche in the Universe Me My Future Self and Me Red Sleigh Down

******************** Season 7 ******************** I'm a Little Bit Country Krazy Kripples Toilet Paper Cancelled Fat Butt and Pancake Head Lil' Crimestoppers Red Man's Greed South Park is Gay Christian Rock Hard Grey Dawn Casa Bonita All About the Mormons